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Chuck Norris vs. Steven Seagal

Sat Mar 3, 2007, 4:32 AM
Ok... Yesterday my I had my brothers, and the girlfriend to one of them over at my casa. We ate some taco and watched TV. We flipped the channels and found a Steven Seagal movie... "Fire down below" was is called. we all started watching this. and Steven is always DA SHIT if you know what I mean. he is always ready to fight. he is always cool, hard and never loose. he he... annyway. just out of the blue my oldes brother said: wonder who had won if steven seagal met chuck norris. cause chuck is hard as rock to. you'we all heard them; "Chuck Norris don't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd" Chuck Norris sleep with a night light. not bcos' hes afraid for the dark, but bcos' the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris" and so on. so... the debate had started. I first thought that maybe Steven would win... and my other brother had a theory that they would fight for ever. and my oldest brother had read somewhere that the forces had been too greate and destroyed the world in a gigantic eksplotion, like an atombomb. I don't know anymore... they both are insanely powerfull, intelligent and don't take shitt from anyone. I think maybe that Chuck Norris first would try to talk his way out like; "hey I don't want any troubble. You don't want this to happen, I don't want to hurt you"
But I dont know... It's a mind breaker.

This is questions that never will be answerd. questions that forever will be a mystery. what would happen...

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Thank you so much for the watch!! :D <3

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he he... ure welcome...


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thanks!
heh... this place is alright. can't wait to get this place jigged upp whit a real avatar and trademark saying... and I just read what I wrote yesterday... I meant "Opera". the actor woman. In the frase "more unstable then Opera high on painkillers and sugar."
Pizza and Pie anyone?
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ok... this account is probably going to be fearly inactive the first days. I have just moved and the internett here connection is, well... not good. In fact it's very bad. the line is more unstable then high on painkillers and sugar. yeah... annyway... When I get the system upp and running will I post some stuff, and write stuff. really, really random stuff. I like random. so too evryone... eat pizza and pie! (yeah, like you didn't see that coming...)

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